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A Vagina = Good At Archery? (+ Pixar’s New “Brave” Poster)

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Pixar has released a new poster for the movie “Brave” and it features Merida looking fierce with her bow and arrow. This sparked a thought: Why do female characters in fantasy settings rarely seem to use swords? Is a sword too phallic and masculine? Is a bow somehow more feminine?…

You Are Not Your Fucking Khakis

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Being Sick in the United States

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Posts have been trickling to this site because I’ve been ill. This is a problem for me because after graduating in August and starting a new job in November, I have to wait 90 days for health insurance. At the moment I am screwed. It’s unbelievable to me that basic…

Coca Cola and Ruffles Cupcakes

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4Rivers Sweetshop in Orlando is whipping up crazy confectionery food bastards like Coke and Ruffles cupcakes, Mountain Dew and Doritos cupcakes, Cheerwine cupcakes and Nehi grape soda cupcakes. See a pattern? It’s all about mixing soft drinks and chips in cupcakes. Brilliant! While this is awesome, it’s stuff like this…

Ex-Pornstar vs Ex-President: Reading to Children

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Over the weekend I kept seeing stories about retired pornstar Sasha Gray volunteering to read to children and how parents erupted in anger. The concerned morons screamed: How dare she?! Keep such filth away from our kids! Why are they upset? It’s not like Sasha Gray was reading The Kama…

Shitty Year = Early Christmas Crap?

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This is just an observation: I couldn’t help but notice over the last few years, as the economy collapsed and as people began to worry about the future, Christmas seemed to show up in stores earlier than usual. While this year hasn’t been the shittiest on record, it’s hardly been…

RedBox Raises its Prices. And Ohio Sucks.

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As a consumer, I hate to see things get more expensive. Who doesn’t? But I rarely used RedBox so the price increase of $.20 per DVD doesn’t really matter to me. I usually rent movies from Amazon, Vudu, or iTunes. I pay more for a movie but I still think…

Zelda: My Bathroom Friend

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While cleaning up a few weeks ago I found my old Gameboy SP. A friend gave me a copy of the 1986 NES Zelda game and I’ve been revisiting Hyrule at least twice a day when I sit on my porcelain throne. My trips have been rather short but sometimes…

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