This story comes straight outta my state: Ohio. Tattoo artist Ryan Fitzgerald in Dayton found out his girlfriend was cheating. Mr. Fitzgerald bottled up his feelings and pretended everything was perfect. He played it cool. Then when she was in his parlor for a tat that was supposed to tattoo a scene from Narni, he decided to give her a giant steaming shit tattoo.
She’s suing him for $100,000. The woman has horrible taste in tats. Narnia is probably a bigger piece of shit than the turd on her back. BTW, the flies are a nice touch.


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